‎”How often do you…uhm…”
“Do I what?”
“You know, uh….flick the bean!”
“what bean?”
“your bean! flickin! down there!”
“Is that what you call it? What is wrong with you?”

“So how often do you flick it?”
“I don’t know! how often do you flick it?”
“You’re only askin me that so you can picture me flickin mine…while you flick yours”

(The Ugly truth)
XD ♥

thanks for re-bloggin’. Re-posting is shitty! 

“I shouldn’t listen to him. Bloody stupid!”- Stuart.

“Yeah, what do you want? Extension?” - Lucifer.

“There’s so much more to you than you know, not just pain and anger. There’s good in you too, and you can harness all that. You have a power that no one can match, not even me.” - Prof. Charles Xavier

‎”My life means everything to me. Freedom means everything. I know you don’t mean to mock me, Don, so I’ll let all that pass. This is one of these times when we’ve come to pause, it’s time to keep your belief pure. I believe that a united Ireland is right and just. Maybe it’s impossible for a man like you to understand. But having a respect for my life, a desire for freedom, and an unyielding love for that belief means I can see past any doubts I may have. Putting my life on the line is not just the only thing I can do, Don. It’s the right thing.”